SEX IS EXPENSIVE

Yes. You got that right. SEX is EXPENSIVE.
What?!?!! My update after a month and i'm talking about sex? It's the most interesting thing in the world, i think :p
Anyways, how did that statement come about?
Well...

Me and some of my friends are thinking of something to get for a friend of ours - his 30th birthday is coming about mid month.
people who know me would know by now the many types of friends I have. And this friend of ours is particularly eccentric.
He is always BERTANDUK.

Everytime we all hang out together, it's noticed that he can never run away from the sex subject for more than 5 minutes one. And he ALWAYS TALK ABOUT IT in many ways/hints/connotations - u get the drift there.

So, we decided to get something to that way for his big THREE O. After all, he's approaching his 1/3 lifespan already :p
Now, we went to a sex shop in PJ this evening, trying to think of what to get him.

First, we dono still whether he has his other half or not - HE NEVER talks about it. So... there goes the presents that we thought to get for him then - the boardgames, the cuffs, tasty lingerie, you know lar, things that u need a partner to USE WITH.
Even if he had a partner, we didn't know his gender preference - our friend here is so ambiguous, an earthworm would likely tell us its gender instead. But I digress...

so off that plan go, as we looked/hunt for more. Of course, since he's SINGLE (To us), obviously we plan on the THINGS he can use BY himself.
so we went to see...

Lingerie - WT?!?!?! Who is he wearing for? IS he gonna wear it pun?!?! Don expect us to get him and elephant thong for him for that birthday, tell him to wear it and ask him to show the present!!!!???!!! that's traumatizing, even if he's good looking (to some of our female friends lar)

Cuffs/Whips - Don think he's the flogging type. And he's bad with memory. Next thing we wouldn't want is that he calls us to his place to look for the keys to the cuffs that he wore....

Condoms - Firstly, it's sooooooo common, even with the flavoured/smelling/ribbed/ whatever types. Furthermore, how is he going to taste the flavoured one?...

ALAT PEMBESAR - not sure how well endowed he is, don wanna know, don wanna help him there. Even if it's for his birthday. Please, pal, ur ego is big enough... we don wanna help you on other ...

Then another gal pal of ours who were there suddenly told us. What about CAHAYA KULIT?!?!?! And we went wah!!!!!!
yeah lar, why didn't we think of that at all? Cos it wasn't on the shelves, one thing's for sure . By now, u would have known what it is... googling it or translating it to the language that u understand.

On the side note, I wonder why they don put it out? It's obviously sold, since when we ask for it, the sales guy went under his counter (literally) and pulled some of those items we were asking for....

maybe cos it looked eewwish? not really... or else people - guys especially, won't use it (NOT TAT I USE IT)... I'm pure- and TCF, so don need that :p

Continuing to the sroy. So we went to ask to see if he has it, and dear lord - the many types he pulled out from the drawer!!!! It's like the drawer came from Doraemon's pocket!!!
U have the normal one, with lips; u have the bigger one looking like....
than the mini one, which says finger rubbing "machine". NOW this one we don understand from him. How can the guy use it when the thing wrote that it's for the ladies to touch....?
And he took out the most technological one, as we rolled our eyes at the previous ones... thinking of which to get our friend. The technologically advanced? It's bigger (medium torchlight size) and apparently, it VIBRATES, so it acts like .... 0.o

there, we were kinda struck speechless by the devices. Then the gal asked for price.
The advance one? RM699 - OM(insert your letter)THAT MUCH?!?!?!?!?! wow, it's as pricey as a DS Lite, near the price of a PSP!!!!
Can't really think of anything else it'll do though. Not like the device is gonna play videos for you, or spout music. heck - u only use it for ...
Then we went and ask the prices for the others then...
RM299 for normal one. O.o
RM400 for bigger one >.<"
the finger one? RM 180 - WOW. Just WOW....
Now u know why sex is dear...

To end the story. We went out of the shop, saying that we'll think about it. Of course we'll think about it. We'll think about the device, and the price tag along with it...

In the end we decided to buy him

A BIRTHDAY CARD