animations - faerie tales 1

What I'm planning to do tonight, out of the blue is to write a fairy tale wit a considerable small twist (Lame i think). mayb by the time i finish it, it could be compiled then :p

But b4 that, some trailers of movies that is to watch out for :
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs.
Up
9 (tim burton!!)
Nine
Sherlock Holmes (Robert downey jr and Jude law)
Alice in wonderland (Johnny depp and tim burton!!!)
District 9
2012
Coraline
Bruno (warning! Borat look a like!)


Now; the first story : Little Red Riding Hood



Once upon a time, there lived a little girl by the name Red. Now she was named that way because she just couldn't stand wearing anything else other than red. Now Red has a grandmother who lives on the opposite of a forest located just a few acres away from her house.
In the forest lives a big bad wolf, the size of a human, who can walk on 2 legs at time, as well as talk. Now this wolf has always wanted to look for an excuse to taste human flesh.
One day Red was told by her mother to bring a basket of fruits to er grandmother's house. Red, being filial to the parents went to the forest with the basket.
Halfway through the dim litted forest, Red was startled by a hulking dirty and raspy old person, who was cloaked from head to toe. Being nice, Red asked how is he.
"Are you alright, sir?" asked Red.
"I'm just tired, little one," rasped the cloaked one. "May I know where are you headed to?"
"I'm on my way to visit my grandmother, sir." replied Red. "She's not feeling well these days. It's the flu, I think."
As Red uttered the final word, she turned around and was surpised to see no one there, not even the uncle.
"Sir?" Red asked to the forest. "Where are you?" she started searching for the cloaked uncle, not knowing the he left her.
Now, the uncle was really the wolf in disguise. Having known that Red's grandmother was ill, he ran on his fours limbs straight to the house at the edge of the forest and knocked the door.
"Who is it?" asked the old lady behind the door.
"It's me granny, Red,"replied the wolf in his shrillest voice.
"Oh. You have a cold, Red? Anyways do come in then," the grandmother said as she opened the door.
No sooner than that the wolf pounced on her, suffocating her. When the grandmother died, the wolf drgged her corpse to the kitchen.
Taking a knife, he sliced her wrist and poured the blood into a wine bottle. The wolf then sliced the grandmother's body to small pieces, leaving the bones at the backyard. All this no longer than 10 minutes. He then put both the meat and the bottle in the fridge.
The wolf then lept into the grandmother's bed in her clothes, which covered till his pointy nose, and waited for Red.
red finally reached the grandmother's house and knocked on the door.
"Grandmother!"
"Yes dear. What's up?", replied the wolf in his raspy voice.
"Can i come in? Mum asked me to bring some food for you," replied Red. "By the way,is your flu getting worse? Your voice is different."
"Oh yes, dear. It's bad. Come in tough. The door's unloocked", said the wolf.
Red opened the door and peered into the room.
"Come in dear. I'm not going to eat you," said the wolf on the bed. "Why don't you put the basket on the table? Also, you may take a drink from the bottle of wine from the fridge. My friend passed it to me," continued the wolf.
"Alright grandmother," said Red as she headed to the fridge. Opening the door, she took out the bottle of wine filled with her grandmother's blood and took a sip from it.
"You may also have a slice of the cold meat ther, dear. It's from my friend too," cotinued the wolf. Much to his delight, Red took a bite of it.
"Now dear, can you come nearer to the bed? My eyesight isn't as good as it used to be," said the wolf from the bed.
Red headed to the bed,still biting on tothe sliced meat from the fridge. As she approached, she saw the odd nose.
"grandmother?" asked Red. "How come your nose is longer?"
"So that I can smell better, as my eyes fail me, Red" replied the wolf.
"I can see you have sharper teeth too, grandmother" said Red.
"Oh. I'm too ill to brush my teeth now. So it's growing rapidly" answered the wolf."By the way, can you open the windows? I need some cirulated air, dear," continued the wolf softly.
Red obediently opened the window and moved to the wolfs bedside. As she did, the wind blew in and she shivered a bit.
"Are you cold dear?" asked the scheming wolf.
"Yes, grandmother," replied Red holding herself.
"Why don't you cuddle up to me in the bed here then, dear?" asked the wolf.
"Alright, grandmother," answered Red as she moved onto the bed and lied next to the wolf.
"grandmother?" asked Red. "How come you're hairier?"
"It's because I'm cold, Red." answered the wolf quickly. "Now wny don't you let me hug you for comfort?"
Red nodded, thinking all this time that the wolf is her grandmother.
The wolf hugged Red from behind; on the bed, and showed his paws and sharp nails.
"Grandmother? Why is it your hand are like that?" Red started to ask, now realizing slowly.
"So that it's easier for me to stab you my dear," answered the wolf.
The wolf then stabbed Red's chest.

THE END

hope u like it!!! :)
Late addition: The ending wasn't like this. I changed it a bt as it was more.... SX and gory.

Green

I'm not too sure why, but it seems that I suddenly have a lot to "speak" about today. ODD.
Anyways, I nearly had a heeart attack this morning with my kids. Since a certain someone wasn't here, the kids started talking among themselves to the point that they ignored me (during break of course) what they spouted out caused me to nearly die there and there:

P: Green.
G: Huh?
P: U wearing green today.
E: I tot it was yellow?
All that in a loud voice!!! When they found out heard it, they trtured me with more info!!!

G: No lar... White, with flowers.
M: BTW, u all like female boxers?
N: No lar... usually anything that padan my dressing.
G & P & E: Yar Yar!!!!
enough to cause a big e hem to them, which they laughed off.
GAWDS!!!!

mental

There are 4 main groups of people when it comes to conversations with other people of workplace:

1 - Those who stutter/stammer/speaks slowly as they find it intimidating to speak to the higher ones. They tend to lag in receiving input from the authoritative people, that they do not know what is being spoken most of the time.

2 - Those who speak and treats the authoritative like their relatives/friends. They are so direct to the higher ones that they are blindsided by what effects the conversation might achieve.

3- Those who would do anything to get something in retur by the authorative ones, be it a praise, or a flitting glance.

4 - Those who talks slowly to their authorative ones cos they are trying to tell them what goes into his/her fast processing mind. Yet, words spoken are slower than the brain.

U are my colleague and friend. but not to the point where i need to get ur attention.
I do know what u aare trying to tell me, and I do know what to tell u. You think I'm slow.
Nuff said.

More picties!!!

Well. Here are more pictures from the tournament...all are the minis, except for the last. it's a scenery from my place... so nice...

Hordes are basically the monsters there, while warmachines are miniatures of robot and such...




MY raptor (the horse riding guy) is receiving tonnes of thrashing from the menite robos (in white) and cygnarian (blue)

Agains

it's not again, it's not against. It's just an expression of the amount of repetitons of the same thing that occured to me recently. Now I'm having gout (although it's better now) and the normal COLD... with fever and cough no less...

Why? According to my doctor, the condition of my heart is making me easy for recurrent infections i.e. imunodeficient now.... ok............

anyways, it's not like I'm complaining, cos i'm kinda used to it already, but my kids aren't still. Just this morning, they were asking my voice change (due to the cough and cold)... So nice students... AWWWWWWWWWWWW...........

Like the chines proverb - got time to die, no time to get sick... I tink i'm that way now... sigh...

But enough of the sadness...
I've got pictures to add - FINALLY!!!!
after seeing my friends' blogs, I've decided to try that too, by putting some pictures.
Well, this time, the pictures were taken during a small tournament of miniatures known as Warmachine/Hordes that was held in section 14 recently last Saturday, it was a 6 persons multiplayer basd - royal rumeble, with 2 players put in the middle of the table.

Now, the game is simply easy, move ur minis according to theire stats, plan an attack and kill...
It's fun seriously, I'm having a hordes faction known as everblight... the creatures are so lovely!!!!
It was fun too, listening to one of our old players going all sore losing straightaway when he got thrasehed: "Can I take my things now? I'm going back now.. my transport's here" right after his warcaster and main machine got killed.....
HAhahahahahahahah!!!!

Now.... problem here is: how to post so many pictures with captions?

scripts and dreams

Well.... been dreaming of writing a script already since I was small. Ended up writing a short story that got cancelled (by my lazy self)just 2 chapters into the book. Best of all, the spelling at that time was horrendous to the point that when you reread it again, it's so erotica genre already!!!! WT?!?!

Anyways, had a sudden plan about 2 days ago when I went to luch with some of my students in the nearest sandwich shop :p
It started off as a joke for fun and all, and kinda built up from there....
Involving a local production, my plan ended up was to write a script book for the third installment of our local movie's "favourite" hero - CICAKMAN.
In the movie CICAKMAN 3: CONFUSED? - it revolves the story of 2 villains that was brought up from the drain, literally. A tragedy occurs a few years later, which catalyzes the 2 villains' powers to manifest. Of course, havoc is srecked ten. Cicak man comest and tries to help, but actually defeated here.
The plot is quite a turn, without me trying to reveal too much (AFTERWARDS people might steal my idea :p). And I do think it has potential :0

Now, if I could just finish up the script and look for KRU productions......

extras

Since today wasn't much of things to do, I thought of trying out adding some gadgets to my blog, like a music player and such...

And how LONGGGGGGGGGGGGGG it took me to do that.... Spent nearly the whole morning just to put a widget (they call it widget?. My as well a midget machine...)
onto the blog...
But in the end, i can say that I, as the PC unsavvy one am quite happy with the application.
Got through the widgeting post that not only i put it on my blog, but facebook too!!! Take that facebook! :p
Anyways, i liked this widget cos it not only can play songs but video at the same application too. Had one added in... The solo singer is kinda cute... the female model... *drools* :p
the widget is known as flashplayer. Not too bad actually. the list to get the songs were pretty extensive, and i don need a URL to attach the music player too, in oppose to other widgets I saw.
Not to mention the songs were so good... It's a pity i can put a maximum of 25 songs per playlist. So I attached about 23 instead in my blog. Put it into random play, and auto.... hahahahahah!!! anyone reading this is obviously listening to something now. hopefully u like it...
All i can say is that my song choices can be ODD LIKE MAD... from rock to heartbreaking songs :p

anyways. I'm happy that I am planning to open my blog every time i open my laptop (of course if got line ler) so that I can listen to the songs... And of course, must change it once in a while so that it doesn't go stale... not to say that anyone would read this blog till all songs are played. If u are... sorry to say mate: U're either very SLOW in reading or just.... VERY SLOW IN READING.

Till then SAYONARA!!!!
Damn.... should have looked for that jap song...

D and D

And that is what I might talk about, death and diseases.

As we know, H1N1 has gone to proportions of unmitigated pandemic level, even reaching mitigation phase... And that says DANGER actually.
Kinda understand why such a phase. Our countrymen are so rajin, that even if they have gone to god knows where and directly gotten the virus, they still go and hide from us. Never go on mc, still to work... LAter infecting others...
Reason? "If mc only ah, nanti the company fry off lar" says many of my friends. And it is kinda true to Malaysian standards. Heck, even I got problems in my place due to the MCs I gotten. I got ill from a viral problem (thnk god it's not H1N1 for 2 weeks... so MC was to the max here.
Came back, and got questioned for it... Sigh... Hinted off somemore... On what? Not gonna tell... but sad...
Same goes to students, don wann miss classes. After dono what I missed in school. Cannot get straight As lar then.... such a mind of a teenager!!! I wonder where he/she gotten it from...

Death... Well. We all know why. Does it end with a Micheal and ends with a Jackson?
Such was the piblicity of his death that till today, MTV still plays tribute to him on their programmmes. Not that I am not happy or disliking it, but he's dead for 2 weeks already... Still got people playing his songs. Seriously, his albums skyrocketed again when he died... ?!?!?!?!
talk about death, why wasn't Farrah Fawcette's death a big thing? Sure. It was on the news and papers, but how big was it? I wonder is it due to the fact that Farrah doesn't hold her crotch to people? Saying that, i am not intending any insult, and RIP Farrah. U'r one of the more beautiful angels i've seen. Forget the new angels (mayb not Diaz), but u are the pretty one...

Talking about MJ, I assume everyone sat and cried through his memorial. I sat too, sniffled a bit when Shields came up to sob about him. THAT was heartfelt. Sniffeld a bit when Jordan spoke about him liking KFC... But was thinking cynically when Usher cried after his song... That looked... put on...
And so was Paris's. Don misunderstand me. I'm not disliking the gal. I'm sad that she's sad... But when she came up after the aunts and uncles' speeches, and then only broke down saying she misses her daddy - that looked like a performance itself more than a hearfelt one. Sorry girl, u nearly tearing up after playing with your bag while your uncles were sobbing about your papa doesn't really help...

whoossh... So much to talk about.

This week, my kids are on a 2 weeks exam. SO..... GAMBATEI!!!!
another batch of kids are no longer mine... So..... SAYONARA!!!!
And one more coming to me, being left by their teacher..... So.... Daizhouvu-deska?

working is bcoming tough nowadays everywhere. It doesn't help you if u jusst got well, and u're thrown into a vortex of uncertainty in your future too...Sigh....

Just keeping my fingers crossed, without the need to break them...