Princess and frog

let me tell u a story:

The princess and the frog got together, on the account of an old crane and a fish after a night of stormy weather. the next day, the princess went to tell her half sister about it. The half sister stormed off in a huff for not being told earlier and proceeded to have her daily mocha at the Starduit coffeestall.
Now, this act hurt the princess, who always confided to her sister in almost everything, including PMS and lacy panties and red bikini bras and the such. She didn't know that telling the sister about the incident would blow up in her face. So she went to cry into the deep dark seductive darkness that is her closet.
the old crane, feeling lonely called out to the frog. The frog, panicking at the incident told the old crane to bugger off straight, hurting the old poor lonesome crane. wobbling in sadness, the crane wandered of to Tekken.
Realizing its error, the frog tried to croak to the crane through his croaking device, but was snuffed out by the emoing crane. The crane, which still felt hurt began lashing around everyone else, who got out of their problems themselves - the princess and even the fish who saw the anger from far away.
So everyone began to apologize to the crane, each defending their actions. the fish defended the frog's actions, trying to calm the crane down, yet nearly got swallowed up by the angry bird.
Meanwhile,the half sister, at starduit stall began to realize that she wasn't being chased back by any of them - the frog, the princess nor the fish. She got angrier thinking that they left her cos they jolly well happy to be rid of her. in her anger she began to note on her magic mirror all the things she was hiding from them - the feelings, intentions and anger all on the magic mirror.
all tis continued till late at night, where the frog still croaked frantically to get the crane's attention. finally getting the old bird's attention, the frog apologized to the bird telling him the reason of all the things that had happened. The crane, hearing the story, got calmer and began to advice the POOR POOR RETARDED frog on how the others might feel/think.To the crane's musing, the crane noticed that the fish had the eye on the frog as well. yet the frog was oblivious to it.
Sighing loudly, the crane proceeeded to knock sense into the frog on the birds and the bees, and the princess and the transpiration of their togetherness.
The crane explained (in vain) the effect of the frog and princess going along together, yet the frog was retarded to it.
As the frog went back in forlorn, the crane thought, "sigh... it's going to be a long december in the woods this year"

TO BE CONTINUED...
this is a fictional story, any coincidental or parallel story are just coincidence